awkward&glorious

Look up the Jesus Girlfriend post on xoJane, been there and done that.

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:17:00 +1000

I looked at the link you posted, and NOPE.
I wasn’t trying to be cute, anon.

i didn’t mean dud blokes who can’t cook pasta or can’t choose their own jammies. that is neither attractive nor endearing. it is pathetic.

EDIT: you got drunk replied! watch this space please…

as a direct follow on from my previous post; i have been trying to fix broken boys since i was 15...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:27:09 +1000

as a direct follow on from my previous post; i have been trying to fix broken boys since i was 15 & i am only just realising that it is weirdly persistent pattern//problem.

there is definitely HEAPS to be discussed here about why women/girls are so often socialised to try and ‘fix’ our lovers but i am going to save it for a night when i am less/more drunk.

if only someone could tame him, etc etc.

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:57:53 +1000

if only someone could tame him, etc etc.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 18:53:26 +1000

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Sat, 18 May 2013 16:38:28 +1000

good god did i ever underestimate you.

Fri, 17 May 2013 00:07:57 +1000

good god did i ever underestimate you.

i'm sick! pay attention to me!

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:58:45 +1000

1: Apart from tumblr, what do you like to do in your spare time?
2: Name a favorite of each: food, drink, color.
3: If you married rich and your spouse gave you $100,000 a week, what would you spend it on?
4: Name a favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
5: If you were given the opportunity to spend 48 hours with absolutely anyone (living or dead), who would you spend it with and what would you do?
6: Name a LEAST favorite of each: food, drink, color.
7: What is the first initial of the name of the person you like/love?
8: What kind of underwear do you prefer wearing?
9: Name a LEAST favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
10: If you were sat on a plane beside your favorite celebrity, what would you do?
11: What is the strangest thing you have in your room? (You are not allowed to explain why you own it.)
12: What is a weird habit you have, or people have told you have. (Weird, not bad. No nail biting or any of that nonsense.)
13: What would you consider to be the biggest insult to yourself?
14: What are five things you absolutely have to have in your dream house?
15: If you could be reincarnated as any animal, which would you chose and why?
16: Which band (current or past) would you want to go on tour* with? (*Travel with, not preform with.)
17: Name a favorite of each: band, album, song.
18: Why is your favorite band your favorite?
19: How many concerts have you attended? Which was your favorite? Least favorite? If none, who do you want to see live the most?
20: What is one of your favorite song lyrics? (Who is it by?)
21: Who do you ship?
22: What band merch do you own? If any, whose is it and when did you get it? If none, whose do you wish you owned?
23: How did you learn of the band that is currently your favorite?
24: What celebrity do you idolize the most?
25: Which member from which band would you most want to lather in nutella?

Raise Yr Arms & Cross Them: what is the origin of the carpet sale? what ancient curse burdened...

Wed, 15 May 2013 18:23:52 +1000

Raise Yr Arms & Cross Them: what is the origin of the carpet sale? what ancient curse burdened...:

grimelords:

what is the origin of the carpet sale? what ancient curse burdened these men with so many rugs that they must forever tramp from town to town hocking their wares? their throats are so sore from hundreds of years of hollering ‘carpet sale! 70, 80 and 90 percent off quality persian carpets!…

like looking in a mirror.

Sun, 12 May 2013 18:55:50 +1000

like looking in a mirror.

seriousjones: make sure you stay until after the credits for the great gatsby I won’t spoil...

Sat, 11 May 2013 15:11:01 +1000

seriousjones:

make sure you stay until after the credits for the great gatsby

I won’t spoil anything but you’ll never guess who comes back to life

quinnfabray: this is the best thing i’ve seen in my entire...

Fri, 10 May 2013 23:50:37 +1000

quinnfabray:

this is the best thing i’ve seen in my entire life

ZAC. EFRON’S. FUCKING. HEAD. IN. THE. SECOND. PHOTO.

[please note that baby franco remains gorgeously sulky throughout].

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Fri, 10 May 2013 22:59:20 +1000

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Thu, 09 May 2013 21:48:05 +1000

THE UNSLUT PROJECT: "Kiss her!"

Wed, 08 May 2013 21:11:16 +1000

THE UNSLUT PROJECT: "Kiss her!":

unslutproject:

November 21, 1997

There was a dance tonight! Word had gotten around that Lisa liked Matt, even though she was still going out with Tyler, technically. When the first slow song came on, Lisa and Matt were dancing together, and his hands weren’t on her waist, they were on her hips, even…

THIS BLOG SPEAKS DIRECTLY TO MY 6TH-GRADE-SOUL. IT RESONATES AT THE VERY CORE OF MY BEING. IT IS MY ESSENCE.